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- Strip n°55
Semaine épuisante. Travaillé toute la semaine même le weekend. Fatigue et drôles de rêves s'emmêlent en visions fantasques. Euphorie et morsures se pilent la face.
Un petit mot de Ladybird : ......... .... ...
Pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas encore "igod", vous pouvez vous repentir en ligne et faire un brin de causette avec Dieu lui-même. Il vous répond en temps réel (en anglais par contre)
Je vous livre ici ma conversation intime avec lui. A la semaine prochaine ;)
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Me:
I killed somebody
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
but I don't want to go in jail
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
Eat potatoes
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
like potatoes, you don't know ?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
tell me something I care
God:
Gregory said I respond to the current line not with respect to the entire
conversation.
Me:
THAT'S interesting, it's from the bible ?
God:
Would you like to know more? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I want to know more please, no kidding
God:
Your polite style is very nice. That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
tell me about Jesus
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
how can he save us ?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
like being cruxified ?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
He has been cruxified once you know...
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
it's not true ?
God:
Oh really.
Me:
It's a question...
God:
Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
IS JESUS ALIVE ?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
I have faith, can I see him now ?
God:
I always pray for more faith.
Me:
but want do you give in return ?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
a nice hat !
God:
Where do you go shopping.
Me:
I don't go shopping
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
maybe after the apocalypse
God:
Perhaps. What was it like before the apocalypse ?
Me:
too much people
God:
What people?
Me:
humans
God:
That's funny.
Me:
lol ! :)
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I am so glad you find this amusing, Maliki.
Me:
It was a nice talk, thank you god
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
bye bye :)
God:
:-) See you later. Until next time.
Un petit mot de Ladybird : ......... .... ...
Pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas encore "igod", vous pouvez vous repentir en ligne et faire un brin de causette avec Dieu lui-même. Il vous répond en temps réel (en anglais par contre)
Je vous livre ici ma conversation intime avec lui. A la semaine prochaine ;)
-------------------------
Me:
I killed somebody
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
but I don't want to go in jail
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
Eat potatoes
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
like potatoes, you don't know ?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
tell me something I care
God:
Gregory said I respond to the current line not with respect to the entire
conversation.
Me:
THAT'S interesting, it's from the bible ?
God:
Would you like to know more? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I want to know more please, no kidding
God:
Your polite style is very nice. That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
tell me about Jesus
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
how can he save us ?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
like being cruxified ?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
He has been cruxified once you know...
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
it's not true ?
God:
Oh really.
Me:
It's a question...
God:
Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
IS JESUS ALIVE ?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
I have faith, can I see him now ?
God:
I always pray for more faith.
Me:
but want do you give in return ?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
a nice hat !
God:
Where do you go shopping.
Me:
I don't go shopping
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
maybe after the apocalypse
God:
Perhaps. What was it like before the apocalypse ?
Me:
too much people
God:
What people?
Me:
humans
God:
That's funny.
Me:
lol ! :)
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I am so glad you find this amusing, Maliki.
Me:
It was a nice talk, thank you god
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
bye bye :)
God:
:-) See you later. Until next time.

Commentaires :
lotusk Le à , a écrit :
une conversation des plus divine
Susie Le à , a écrit :
je suis nul en anglais,j’ ais rien compris!!! X (